JNZ Law Blogs

Last night was a great start to the trip!

As you saw in the last post, we started off the evening with Four Loko and Grey Goose shots before we left the hotel room.  That got us pretty good and lit, so we were ready to go.  On the elevator ride down, as C-Teezy was attempting to make the 2011 version of this picture:

...a group of athletic young dudes walk in.  One of them was wearing a huge blinged out Houston Texans chain with the number 25 on it.  Turns out that he is Kareem Jackson, cornerback for the Texans.  I am pretty sure his friends were on the Texans too, but I didn't recognize them.  All of us were talking about Four Loko the entire ride down, kinda cool.




We made our way over to Tao at the Venetian, and the line was ridiculous.  Because of that, we found a dude that said he could hook us up and get us inside if we pay him the cover.  Being the FourLoko drunkards that we were, we agreed (stupid rookie mistake).  We did get in, but found out that we need a fucking hand stamp to get anywhere else in the club, as in the main dancefloor.  Basically, we got screwed over by this guy, and Jiggs was on a mission for the rest of the night to find him and beat the shit out of him, and of course we all would have joined.  Fuck that guy.  But the way I looked at it, we gambled $30 and lost, so it wasn't the end of the world.


To get the stamps, Tendo had to work his verbal magic with the bouncers, and that shit actually worked, we got to skip the line, and although we had to re-pay the cover, it was cheaper and again, we didn't have to stand in that fucking line.

Once we got inside, it was fucking amazing.  There were gogo dancers flying above the dancefloor on wires, they started dropping foam bubbles on everyone at one point, and 50 Cent as well as Floyd Mayweather were both partying there.  Not to mention that last night was hosted by Jessica Drake
By the end of the night, our mission was to recruit girls for our hotel room after parties for Friday and Saturday nights, and we were quite successful in getting phone numbers, so we'll see how that pans out.  I was on a tear getting numbers, even outside of the club, it was truly a thing of beauty, according to the guys.

I actually don't remember how we got home, but we did make it (with Tendo!) and Jiggs immediately hit the jacuzzi.

That was night 1, stay tuned for my next post about our reactions to getting the Bellagio suite!