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Saturday night was when we knew things would start to get a little out of control.  It was AVN night, so we knew that people would go nuts at the afterparties.  Our plan was to start off the evening using out free admission/cut the line privileges at The Bank (Bellagio), where far East Movement was playing.  We were going to go down, grab a few girls, or at least phone numbers, and save them for later on for the after party at our place.  Skipping the line for a club whose line is quite long proved to be a very good thing - we had girls coming up to us, when we got in, it was kinda crazy.  One of those "seems too good to be true" kind of things, but it was genuine.  We stayed at The Bank for about 30 minutes, got a few numbers and went back upstairs for a few more last minute pre-game shots before heading out to Moon (Palms). 

On the taxi over, we saw Marcus Banks (Boston Celtics) driving his sick Audi R8 (the back of the car even said "M BANKS").  As we pulled up to the Palms, the big billboard had Andy Dick's name and mentioned how he would be at the afterparties or the AVNs, so me an Jiggs were basically like "not this fucking guy again...this should be interesting"

We walk into Moon adn get walked right to our table, which was on the outside deck area.  It's funny because last year, that was exactly where we wanted to have a table.  It is the perfect spot, because it is right outside of the dancefloor, so very easy to get girls to come out with us, especially since it's a good place to cool down from inside.  Not to mention the fucking view!

 That's actually a pic from last year when we were hanging out in the same spot, just without the luxury of a table.

C-Teezy and I went over to Rain nigthclub, just a few paces away from the elevator that takes you up to Moon.  Our intention was to grab a few of those ASU girls, but walking in there was more impressive than we expected.  Part of their presentation was having girls on wires flying above the dancefloor



I found the ASU crowd and told them that i was upstairs at Moon, but C-Teezy and I managed to find a few other girls as well, that had on "Eyes Wide Shut" style masks on.  We were close to bringing them back upstairs with us, but honestly, I am not sure where we lost them in the move, lol.  Coming back upstairs, though, I ran into a girl who lives in NYC and is a huge Mets fan, so I invited her back to our table at Moon. 

Near the bathroom, I noticed a dude that looked like a football player, so I asked him if he played for the Cowboys.  His response: "Nah, the Patriots".  It was getting to the point where anyone that looked like a football player in Vegas that weekend pretty much actually was an NFL player.  I also told him that I wouldn't feel like a man is I didn't tell him that I am a huge Jets fan.  He kind of laughed and congratulated me on a nice win earlier that day, so that was cool.

There were 2 cute girls that Jiggs and I were talking to at our table, that I guess he brought back at some point.  After talking and flirting with them for a bit, they went off to the dancefloor where we said we would meet them.  When our bottle was done, we still had the table, though most of us were spread out (C-Teezy was off at a roulette table with Tendo in the Playboy Club, but we'll get back to that later).  Jiggs an I noticed a cute blonde come to our table with some other guy to check out the view.  Upon further insight, we notice that she is the same girl that Jiggs was talking to earlier! After asking about the girl I was talking to, Jiggs pretty much told them to get the fuck out of the table. Could you believe the balls on this chick!?

Anyway, we got the rest of the crew, including 3 of Teezy's friends that we had been chilling with since the day before, and we bounced, trying to pick up more girls for the afterparty.  We managed to find a group of girls downstairs at the Palms who looked like they had nothing to do.  After a mild fight almost broke out between one of Teezy's friends and some random jerkoff that was talking to on of those girls, we continued trying to get them back (they took our side, ha ha).  Turns out that these girls actually wanted to come back, but the rest of their crew was gambling elsewhere at the Palms (where they were also all staying) and they didn't really want to break up.  Jiggs actually kind of hooked up with one of them in the club already, so it should have been a done deal. 

Meanwhile, the dude sitting next to Teezy as he won about $2K at roulette in Playboy Club invited us all to his table at Spearmint Rhino strip club and they were texting back and forth while we were talking to those girls downstairs.  After finishing up talking to those girls, and running into a very drunk NY Giant '04 retiree, Teezy, Jiggs and I headed over to the Rhino (Tendo decided to head back to the suite and skip the strip club for tonight).  Mostly excited from his big win, Teezy insisted that we should take a limo over to the Rhino, on him, so we did.  We arrived at around 4:30AM, and it was packed.  I am pretty sure there were more strippers in there than people.

We were immediately approached by a stripper running down the table service options, and of course we took one.  We each got a girl and proceeded to our table, and got a bottle of rosé.  At one point, my girl pointed out a stripper int eh booth next to ours giving a lapdance to some random due.  Apparently, that stripper was Frenchy from Rock Of Love

She said that a few of the Rock Of Love girls danced at Spearmint Rhino as their regular jobs.  Anyway, the rest of the morning at the Rhino had some pretty good highlights. While with our strippers, Jiggs' started giving him a massage that involved walking on his back as he lay down on the bench, looked kind of funny.  While this was happening, and I was being straddled my my girl, suddenly, we heard a huge crash in our booth.  Teezy's girl was straddling him as he sat and they must have lost balance, because they both fell down hard, knocking over champagne glasses and whipped cream all over.  I was honestly surprised that there was no broken glass and/or blood, but my legs had whipped cream all over them.  So worth it for the ability to tell the story.  The best part is that the show just continued to go on.  At one point, Teezy made it rain in the booth with the wad of loose singles in his back pocket (and we will get back to that later).

I should also mention that at around 7:00, while we were still in the booth, I got a call from Tendo asking where the fuck we were.  He said he went home, went to sleep, and work up to a new day and we weren't back yet, it was kind of strange.  He claimed it was like Home Alone, lol

Getting toward the end of our morning with the girls, it was about 7:30AM.  My girl said that she was getting off after our dance (take that how you will) and that because we were tipping them so well, she wanted to come back to our suite with me and bring her equally hot friend who was also getting ready to end her shift.  She gave me her number and told me to meet them downstairs at the Bellagio when they got there so that I could take them back up.   (No, I wouldn't have to pay for it, they just both wanted to chill)

After settling the bill, we took a limo back to the Bellagio, where Teezy continued to make it rain with the $800 cash he had left from his earlier winnings.  After publicly counting in in the Bellagio lobby, and despite Jiggs and I trying our hardest to stop him, he blew it all playing about 3 minutes of roulette at the Bellagio.  Needless to say, we came back upstairs quickly. 

After briefing Tendo on what just happened, we all passed out at about 9AM and prepared for our final day in Vegas