So, we wake up on Saturday to a room voicemail from the stripclub that sent the strippers saying that one of the girls might have left her cell phone in our room. When we looked, we did find an iphone, but it wasnt her's. We looked through the phone and realized that it actually belonged to the older gentlemen that was hanging with us last night. This guy must be a big deal because we heard some voicemails talking about the government and buying planes and shit.
Anyway, I went to their room an hour later (it was on the same floor as ours) and I was greeted to the chick wearing nothing but a bath towel. She invited me in and the guy was on the bed completely naked with just the white sheet covering his bits. (I should probably divulge that his name is Joel and her name is Mercia) I told Mercia that I already saw her naked the night before, so there was no sense in hiding her body with the towel. She agreed. Joel then got up from the bed and went to the bathroom to take a piss with his old balls just swinging like it was nothing. It was quite a scene. I gave back the phone, and they said that they wanted to hang out again tonight.
We all went to Denny's for lunch, where Jiggs couldn't wait 5 minutes before he puked in the bathroom. After that, we chilled out for a bit then went to a steakhouse at South Point hotel/casino. This place was way off the strip, actually off of I-15, the cab ride was like 20 bucks. It was worth it, though, because it was comped, Telef had a hook up. While waiting for a cab to take us back, after eating, we see these 2 reeeeally hot girls come up to the cab stand to wait for a cab too. After about 10 minutes of checking them out and contemplating saying something to them, an older lady came up to them and was saying happy birthday to one of them. When she asked how old she was gonna be, she said 16. That's when we were like "Holy Shit, back up!"
Getting ready for this night was interesting, since half of us were still hungover from the night before. That didnt stop me, though, I was good to go, pounding shots. We went to the Palms for all of the AVN awards after parties. The awards were actually at the Palms too, so basically everyone was here. The line for taxis getting to the Palms was ridiculous, the place was flooded. We walk into the Palms and there are nothing but hot/slutty women walking around the casino floor. The lines to get into the club were even crazier than the taxi line. Luckily C-Teezy had the hook up and we (including Jiggs' friend Katelyn) basically skipped the huge line and went in ($40 cover, but whatever). Inside Moon and Playboy Club was cool once again, this time there were a lot more pornstars and strippers on this night. Moon also has this retractable roof that opens every now and then and its really fuckin cool.
C-Teezy also ended up winning $1000 at the roulette table in the Playboy Club. Seeing an actual $1000 chip was tight. As a celebration, he bought me Jiggs and himself a round of Goose shots at the bar. That's when Jiggs pointed to this couple in the corner and asked me "Hey Dion, is that the owner of Vivid?" I wasnt sure, but I had no problem going up to him and asking. I went and said "Excuse me, I dont mean to interrupt you, but are you the owner of Vivid?" He said yes and I told him how much of a fan I was of his company and if we could get a picture with him, and he was more than happy to. About 10 minutes later, I saw the chick that he was with alone at the bar, and I came up to her to talk to her. It turns out that the club wasnt letting them have a certain table to themselves and she was upset because he was actually hosting the party that we were at. As we started to walk, I happened to ask if I would have seen her in anything and she goes "Um, yeah, I'm A.J.!" Basically, she is A.J. Bailey, who is like the #1 Vivid girl!
So that was fuckin cool.
I had another friend in town and I invited him and his friends over to our hotel room to chill for an afterparty. We all went back to continue drinking in our room with them. At some point during that drinking, I got a call through the hotel phone. It was Joel and Mercia from the night before. Joel says "Hey Dion, do you want to come to our room and see something kinky?" Of course I did, this was AVN weekend in Vegas. When I walk in, I see Mercia completely naked on the bed with a sleeping mask and huge headphones on, and Joel has this whip thingy that he is like softly whipping her with. In my head, I was like holy shit, what am I seeing! I had to get back to the room though, to attend to the friends, but I told them that I would be back later to check out the rest of the show.
