Where to begin about Friday night. It was the first night that all 5 of us were actually together. It ended up being one of the craziest nights of all of our lives.
After the expo, we came back to the hotel room to begin planning the night. We decided to get bottle service at Pure nightclub in Caesar's Palace. We start pre-gaming in the hotel room and leave at around 10, and once we get to Pure, we pretty much go right into the VIP section with virtually no wait. We are escorted upstairs to our table, where we immediately ordered a bottle of Goose and start pounding booze.
We decide to go down to the dancefloor to try and get some girls back up to the VIP with us. After about an hour, I finally managed to get 2 reasonably hot girls to come upstairs (All I did was come up to them and ask if they wanted to have some Goose in the VIP, it was sick). When they come up, one of them starts making out with Telef, while the other one was talking to me (turns out she is married). Telef went to the bathroom and Tendo came back to the booth, and he ends up making out with Telef's girl (I think he was blacked out already). This is the last time we saw Tendo for several hours.
C-Teezy bounced to Treasure Island with some of his friends at around this time (about 2AM), and meanwhile I went back downstairs to get more girls. I ended up finding one chick who is older, face wasnt so good, but she had a nice body. I brought her upstairs to do shots, but she is already pretty hammered and annoying. After unsuccessfully trying to hook up with her, she still wouldnt leave me alone, and she followed me EVERYWHERE in the club. She eventually got so wasted, they kicked her out (it was around closing time anyway). I was certainly not kicked out, but I left with her anyway. Now me and her are on the floor at Caesar's and again, she would not leave me alone. I even told her straight up "You have 2 choices: Either fuck me or find a girl that will". She said she would find a girl, but what I really wanted was for her to leave me alone. We even tried going back into the club, but she was already blacklisted. The bouncer even told me that I was cool to come back in if I wanted, but she wasnt, however since she basically attached herself to me, I couldn't go in. At this point, I had enough. I finally saw the guys come out of the club, (minus Tendo, but including C-Teezy who came back at some point). Somehow, he managed to sneak me away from her when she wasnt looking. I have a feeling that she is still on the floor of Caesar's waiting for me...
We take a cab home and as we walk down the hallway of our hotel toward our room, we run into an old couple (the female of which was definitely a MILF, though). They were staying on the same floor as us and I invited them to come to our room to hang out with us.
We decide that we are starving and that we would order room service. Somehow, that turned into us ordering strippers. Very expensive strippers.
Before all of the dancing started though, we HAD to find Tendo. As me and Jiggs begin our search, we see 2 figured walking toward us in the hallway. At first we thought Tendo was one of them, and as they got closer, we realized that Tendo WAS one of them. He was being escorted by a lady cop. Apparently, she found him passed out in the ladies room at Luxor. Keep in mind that we hadnt seen him since about 1AM at Pure, and at this time it is about 5AM. Me and Jiggs were literally rolling on the floor laughing, and even the cop chuckled.
We take Tendo from her hands and bring him back to the room where we used texts, call logs, and receipts to sort of figure out what happened to him. Apparently, he ended up at the Flamingo with some chick somehow (we know this because of a $200 ATM receipt from there). At some point after that, they went to the club LAX, which is in Luxor. He made out with her on the line to get in (he texted this to C-Teezy, apparently). What we think happened next is that he tried to bring her back to the hotel room, but she wanted to go into the club. They must have gone into a bathroom closeby the LAX entrance to sort of compromise, and Tendo passed out on the floor.
The rest of the night consisted of craziness that we can tell you in person if you ask, I dont think such things should be documented online.
Keep checking for the recap of the next night, where the crazy Vegas lifestyle continued.
